Those fucking Medicare ads are back. I think the actor playing her the Flo actors real daughter. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. Was it her car? On the cable channels that show old TV shows you currently get ENDLESS Medicare helpline commercials. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. Theyre cringe-inducing and they all look like theyre from the same advertising team. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" WTF? "STRYPAPER?!" In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. Song in Be the Reason Nurse Colgate Advert 2021. Colgate TV Spot Be the Reason Nurse commercial song. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. This is a great reason to AVOID WW! YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! Awful. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". Yeah thanks guys. Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN. Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. Colgate Boy on School Bus Smile Commercial by Vincent Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". He shills so much stuffwhy? Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? She noted she views Buck and Eddie as having a great friendship only. Odd commercial. In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. Yes, but luckily I had a bank of hours, and our union froze the requirements during that time. There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. The new one makes me laugh so hard cause theres a little boy in the new commercial and you can see him at the end lip syncing to the their theme music. He also bragged that he's in college. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. The women could simply be roommates. The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. It actually hurts to listen to it. Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance! ANYTHING for yooooou! . The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? Some people in advertising never finished high school. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. How anyone can mistake that caterwauling for actual singing is beyond me. The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. Advertising revenue provides a significant portion of the funding for most privately owned television networks. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) Online datingI wanted to get back into dating but didnt know where to start? Like its tennis or something. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. Explore opportunities. Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. Where are these commercials being shown? Colgate showcases the power of a smile. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. What a super annoying commercial. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly. Going to open the box. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. Such a stupid commercial. Yowza! Is he somebody? The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. Popular topics. When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. So shmaltzy. I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?! [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. - they must be throwing millions at them. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! That Kate McKinnon commercial. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! Is there a point? The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? What a whiny old fuck she is. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? There's a new commercial with a mixed race lesbian couple, forgot what's it's for, food? I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. [quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. Nope. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. The new one is equally obnoxious and irritating. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. All rights reserved. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. It's brief and to the point. If you've been a longtime reader of this thread, you know that the Shriners Hospital ads get ragged on quite a lot and discussed the kids who show up in them. She needs slapped off of TV! It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez. Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. which she proceeds to do. Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. Which is pretty much all that he does. Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. What is the best toothpaste in the world? Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage? I think those ads are produced in the UK. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. Swap in one of the below best toothpastes for bad breath, according to customer reviews. What can your smile do? an onscreen line reads at the end of the heart-warming commercial. (lyrics below)Most said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. so there :Denjoy!Whe. The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose.I mean, Dan Levy. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. 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